Programming Humor: Private Coder Soundtrack

A while back on a dysfunctional project some colleagues of mine started being creative and adapted the lyrics of the famous Tina Turner song "Private Dancer" (lyrics) to our sad project environment:

WELL THE Managers COME IN THESE PLACES
AND THE MEN ARE ALL THE SAME
YOU DON`T LOOK AT THEIR certifications
AND YOU DON`T ASK THEIR qualifications
YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AS equal
YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AT ALL
YOU KEEP YOUR MIND ON THE MONEY
KEEPING YOUR EYES ON THE Screen

[CHORUS]

I`M YOUR PRIVATE Coder
A Coder FOR MONEY
I`LL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I`M YOUR PRIVATE Coder
A Coder FOR MONEY
AND ANY OLD PC WILL DO

I WANT TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS
I WANT TO LIVE OUT BY THE SEA
HAVE An IPhone AND SOME IPods
YEAH I GUESS I WANT A Widescreen TV
ALL THE Managers COME IN THESE PLACES
AND THE MEN ARE ALL THE SAME
YOU DON`T LOOK AT THEIR FACES
AND YOU DON`T ASK THEIR NAMES

[CHORUS TWICE]

Swissfrancs OR DOLLARS
WTO or PBroker WILL DO NICELY - THANK YOU
LET ME LOOSEN UP YOUR processes
TELL ME DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE flipchart AGAIN

[CHORUS]

... now we are looking for a director to create the music video, the cast would be ready :-)

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