Monday, April 23, 2007

Jack for President!


And here some facts about Jack:

  • If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
  • Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars.
  • Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
  • Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
  • Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.


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